Some philosophers believe that to be 70 years young is a few times far more joyful and promising than to be 40 years old. You feel like writing funny things while wishing someone 70th birthday. If you are unable to make out what to write on 70th birthday card or what to send message wishing 70th birthday, you can take help from here. Here you can find some funny as well as sincere wishes for a celebrant of 70th birthday.
Seventy is considered to be a big one because for many it might be the 1st birthday milestone after retirement. Using a funny line with mixture of some witty humor is highly appreciated by the recipients as well as others too. So here are some wishes for you to send.
Get Beautiful 70th Birthday Wishes
You are lucky that you are celebrating your 70th birthday in such a good condition. Turning 70 symbolizes 2 things: You survived the 60′s and you survived your 60′s! Happy 70th Birthday!
I am writing this wish on your 70th birthday card in large prints so that you can read it without your spectacles. You should be thankful for the big things in life such as large printed words on newspaper! Happy 70th Birthday!
Wishing you an outstanding and memorable 70th Birthday! Make your birthday magnificent! Happy 70th Birthday!
When you reach seventy, you deserve to be given respect. Moreover bad life is not reasonable. Wishing you a special 70th Birthday!
At 70, the mind runs faster than the body. So what about you! Happy 70th Birthday!
One good thing about turning 70 is that now on you can take rest for rest of the life! Happy 70th Birthday!
Hardly people decide to turn seventy; they merely happen to be fortunate sufficiently to still be able to breathe.
You have just turned 70 now. You have to celebrate your 100th birthday! So enjoy without sugar, wine, chicken, smoking and everything that you doctor has asked you to stop. Wishing you a Happy 70th Birthday!
If I could go back in time, I would purchase birthday gift for you the year you had taken birth. It might have been very cheap 70 years ago. Happy 70th Birthday!
I am blessed to know that such a wonderful man is in his 70′s. Happy 70th Birthday!
My big wishes to you! May you possess the healthiest and the lengthiest happy life with your family! Happy 70th Birthday!
Seventy is a splendid number for amazing person like you! Keep getting better as you grow older.
I wish you 30 more great years of life before you officially turn old at 100. Happy 70th Birthday!
Wow! You are just 30 years away from celebrating your 100th birthday! Happy 70th Birthday!
Welcome to the club of seventies. Very few people are fortunate to get into this age without serious health complications; and you are the one. May God keep you healthy and fit for another 70 years! Happy 70th Birthday!
It’s a big relief that you don’t have to blow 70 candles on your 70th birthday! Happy and memorable 70th Birthday!
Happy 70th Birthday Wishes for Aunt
Happy 70th birthday to an aunt who still knows how to laugh and have fun
You’re still the life of the party and will always be my aunt number one
Keep on rocking and rolling and live it up on this special day
You deserve to eat cake, celebrate, and dance in your own special way
To the sweetest aunt a niece could ask for
Have a happy 70th birthday and many, many more
You are so wonderful, and I think the world of you
You are so precious to me, and I love you, too
Dear auntie, you have been there for me through all of life’s times
When I needed help, lost my focus, or had to survive by counting dimes
You never judged me but showed me the way
I love you so much, and happy 70th birthday
I have learned a lot from you throughout the years, aunt of mine
You taught me to be smart, strong, brave, and to tow the line
I realize now that you taught me to be like you
You are simply amazing in all that you do
I hope you have a fantastic 70th birthday spent doing what you like to do
I wish for you happiness, joy, friendship, and love from your family, too
Happy birthday to an aunt who is like no other around
I admire the strength and courage that you found
To be the great woman that you are today
I just want to take a moment to say
I love you more than I can ever express
Have a happy 70th birthday that beats all of the rest
Best 70th Birthday Wishes for Mother
Dearest Mother, who held my hand and dried my tears,
And lifted my spirits with the smile you wore,
Thank you for sharing the wisdom of your 70 years.
Happy birthday and may you celebrate many more.
Happy 70th birthday, Mother.
You have always been by my side
To love and nourish, protect and guide.
Let’s make your day special together.
Happy birthday to my mom so kind and caring,
Who read me stories when I was young,
And soothed me with songs so sweetly sung.
May your 70th bring all that you’re desiring.
To my mom, who’s awe-inspiring,
I send loving wishes your way,
For a 70th birthday
That’s just like you, outstanding!
To you, Mom, who worked hard from 9 to 5
And cared for me besides.
Sit down, relax, enjoy your day,
You’ve earned it in every way.
Happy 70th birthday!
Professional 70th Birthday Wishes for Boss
To my dear boss, I hold you in such high esteem
You really do make each day at work seem
So much brighter and more fun
Than anyone else has ever done
Thank you for making our jobs easier when you can
Have a happy 70th birthday from your number one fan
To a great boss on an important birthday
I just wanted to take a quick moment to say
I admire your dedication to the job we are here to do
You motivate us all to do the best we can, too
Have a fantastic 70th birthday from all of us
Your happiness on this day is an absolute must
It takes a great leader to motivate us each day
Somehow you manage to find the perfect way
We appreciate all that you do for us and want to thank you for it
Have a great 70th birthday; make good wishes when your candles are lit
Light your candles and get out the cake, too
It is time to celebrate the good things you do
As far as bosses go, you are far above the rest
Your dedication and professionalism are simply the best
Have a wonderful 70th birthday filled with joy and love
May all of God’s graces shine down on you from up above
Happy 70th birthday to a boss we both respect and admire
We must admit, if it comes down to the wire,
That we really do enjoy working for you
You make us tow the line and work hard, too
There are not many bosses as wonderful as you are to us
Even though we sometimes grumble and fuss,
We really do respect the work that you do
And admire the qualities you embody, too
Happy 70th birthday to a great boss we adore
We hope you have many, many more
Happiest 70th Birthday Wishes for Dad
Words could never express the love I have for you
The way I’ve admired every moment of your life
And the way I’ve laughed with you
And appreciated the many years of your advice
I thank you for raising me
For loving me and for teaching me your ways
And I wish you all the love in the world
On this, your 70th birthday
Dad, it’s just another milestone for you
On this beautiful journey that is your life
And I’m here to celebrate this day with you
Morning, evening, and tonight
As we gather around you to show our love
And express our appreciation
Happy 70th birthday to my favorite guy
I hope you enjoy this celebration
Dad, we love you so very much
And we’re here to help you handle
A 70th birthday full of excitement
And 70 big candles
All of your children are here to say
That you’re the greatest guy in the world
So happy birthday from all of us dad,
From your favorite little girl.
Birthdays are the greatest thing in the world
When they’re celebrated by a terrific father
Surrounding him with birthday cake
And fun, and love, and laughter
I’m here to say happy 70th
To the man that taught me how to love
And I’ll be here for the rest of your life
To give you warmth, and laughter, and hugs.
Respectful 70th Birthday Wishes for Father in Law
Happy birthday to one of the strongest men I know. You may be a Father-In-Law but that doesn’t mean you are not family. Enjoy your special day!
I know that you were very hesitant to let your daughter marry me but you raised a wonderful woman. I’ll do my best. Happy birthday Father-In-Law.
With you, I have never felt less of a fatherly love. Thanks for being the man in my life. Happy birthday to you dad.
We didn’t exactly see eye to eye when we first met and I could understand that. But now that we have gotten past those first couple of bumps, happy birthday Father-In-Law. Let us continue blossoming this relationship.
It’s an honor and prestigious for us to celebrate the birthday party of our beloved father in law.
May this birthday bring back your old groove, happy birthday father in law, I am happy to share this day with you and I hope my presence will be a blessing to you.
You have a stunning lifestyle; no one can say you’ve crossed your platinum jubilee. Happy Birthday dear Father-In-Law.
You deserve everybody’s honor for being such an inspirational and full of wisdom personality. Happy 70th Bday!
It’s your special day today, and you deserve every single minute of it. Have a great time in your 70th Bday!